I just made stir fry and I'm still hungry.

For the past two weeks:

Stacy: It's too hot. Cooking is too hard. Have I mentioned it's too hot? I'm going to drink my weight in ice tea and eat like, one meal a day.
Stacy's body: Yay ice tea! Surely we can survive on just this substance for the rest of the month.

Today:

Stacy's body: *catches up* ...
Stacy's stomach: Hello? Anyone? Oh my god, you've finally noticed! I beg of you. Feed me. Please feed me.
Fridge: *cheerfully like a pop-up ad* CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS THE TIME OF THE MONTH WHERE YOU RUN OUT OF BASICS AND YOUR FRUIT AND VEGETABLES NEED TO BE THROWN OUT.
Stacy: ... 1 AM Wawa run, good idea/bad idea?